Anyway, what do you care, you’re here for the weirds and we’re totally expendable.
Ben ‘Grimm’ Davies: Ben is a life-long geek who still has fond memories of C64 games even though, let’s face it, they’re a steaming pile of garbage when you play them again on an emulator. He also has an unnecessary number of computers around his home sucking electricity from the walls 24/7, hopefully emitting super hero generating gamma rays, or something.
Sam ‘Mr’ White: Sam is a frustrated artist, but only in the same way he is a frustrated marine biologist, pub landlord and adult film star, in that he has held none of these positions. Like many others, he also has never seen a single frame of Babylon 5 and Buffy the Vampire Slayer, but totally understands they are a thing.
Carl ‘Ranger Texas’ Walker: Carl has never seen a ghost or alien, but lives in hope that he will one day bump into a ghost alien and mange to film it on his steampunk mobile. He believes YouTube will one day become known as the existential next step in human evolution. Or just a great way to waste time, one or the other.
With a team like this, there’s just no way this can fail.