Pandas have their own porn if they can’t get it up

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Pity the poor panda. These days he has one job and on any other day it might even be a pretty pleasant experience, but what with the future of his entire species at stake, he’s got to perform his duties with the whole world watching his every move. So what do you do when a… Continue Reading

Your copy of Minecraft may be haunted

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The next time you’re playing Minecraft late into the night in a barely lit bedroom with the curtains closed and nobody around to disturb your world building, ask yourself: Is there a ghost in this machine? By any definition, Minecraft has been a phenomenal success – we won’t bore you with the exact details, go… Continue Reading

Getting away with murder by claiming we’re all in The Matrix

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The Matrix might have been a stonkingly good film (with two so-so follow-ups, I guess), but it has also served as a get-out-of-jail-free card for a few killers who claimed we’re all living in a computer simulation so, you know, it’s not really murder, it’s more like just taking out another boss guy and onto the… Continue Reading

Your toilet paper tells people about your class and salary

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Some people could not care less which way the toilet roll is aligned in their privy. They almost literally could not give a shit. For others…well, it can be just the biggest thing in the history of the world and people must die in order to bring sanity to the global population. Seriously, even at the Amundsen–Scott Research Station… Continue Reading

Do you remember where you were on Global Orgasm day?

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Global Orgasm originally took place on 22nd December 2006, organised by author and activist couple Donna Sheehan and Paul Reffell. That day was selected to coincide with the end of solstice; the idea was for participants throughout the world to have an orgasm during this one day while thinking about peace. Just to jog your memory,… Continue Reading

Does McDonald’s use cow eyeballs in its products?

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In a word: no. As a general rule of thumb, unless your close personal friend or family member pulled a chicken head out of his burger while they were sat next to you and then sent you photographic evidence they’re willing to defend in a court of law, we’re pretty sure that it didn’t happen. Like any… Continue Reading